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Monkey Chow Diaries: Day 5

The Day 5 video entry is now up on the Diary page. I am truly floored by the amount of support I'm getting. Scientists and zooligists in surprising numbers have offered good advice, as have people who...

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Day 5 wrap-up

In one of the more surreal weeks of my life, this was definitely the most surreal day. I’m closing in on 30,000 downloads of the diaries. I did interviews today. INTERVIEWS. Me, the dumbass eating...

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Quick Message to "h"

Recieved one of the best emails ever from "h" with subject line "Monkey Chow Motivation". Tried to write back but am getting blocked by comcast. Great sense of humour and incredble motivation - please...

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Instructions for motivational photos

Well, here's one more thing I didn't expect: women (plural) sending racey photos of themselves to motivate me through this. This is crazier and more brilliant than any motivational idea I've had this...

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Monkey Chow Diaries: Day 6

Day 6 video is now posted. Thanks to PeeWee in Montreal for the motivational picture shown at the end. Feeling very tired today. Concentrating on water and as much food as I can stomache. Will respond...

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Day 6 Video

Day 6 video is now posted. Thanks to PeeWee in Montreal for the motivational picture shown at the end. Feeling very tired today. Concentrating on water and as much food as I can stomache. Will respond...

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Quick responses to viewer comments

Looks like blogger is back up, at least partially. So I'll try to get some responses in while I can.No, I have not picked ticks off friends and eaten them. Eating ants off a stick does however sound...

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Timeout for Something That Matters

I've never pretended the Monkey Chow Diaries is about anything other than me amusing myself and anybody else who cared to watch. But in the course of this week, one thing I have grown to understand...

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Day 7 Video

Day 7 video is up. Sorry that it includes nothing as funny as yesterday's monkey shots for breakfast. Hard to be creative on day 7. I'll try to get some first meal footage tonight. Chief Medical and...

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Day 8 Recap

So, what was the first meal after 7 days of monkey food? Homemade sausages and organic beer of course.Technically, the first food I ate was caramel corn, because that's all I had in the house and I...

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Monkey Food Auction

At the request of a number of people, I have put the leftover chow up for auction. I know lots of you wanted to buy just one chow, but shipping and transaction costs were going to make that a pain in...

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Chicago Tribune

A nice article in the Tribune about the Monkey Chow Diaries. While I have previously been told I talk funny, mumble, and sound Canadian, I have never before been described as "heavily accented."

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And the winner is...

The e-bay auction is now closed, and the bigwinner is Brad! In what I'm told was an attempt to heat up a bidding war and thereby screw over the eventual purchaser, Brad placed a bid of $107.50 and...

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Monkey Chow Diaries: Origins

Well, I think this is probably the last post about monkeys for a while. Time to refocus on ranting about things that make me angry, and of course on finding solutions. I thought a fitting end to this...

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Guys Who "Know Karate"

Q: Which demographic group gets their asses kicked more than any other? A: Young males who say they know karate.While many people deserve to be punched in the face, nobody paints the target on...

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Ski Masks Revisited

Many of you laughed at me when I put ski masks on the great big list of things that make me angry. Many of you disagreed with my stance that they are a public menace with no redeeming qualities. Many...

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Ski Masks Re-Revisited

Here's all the proof I need that the world would be a better place if there were no ski masks. Thanks to Pat McN. for the linkMan robs fudge shop wearing women’s underwear as mask

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Blatantly Unprepared Gameshow Contestants

If you can’t swim, don’t go on Survivor. If you’re afraid of spiders, stay off of Fear Factor. If you’re an idiot, don’t fake your way onto Jeopardy. You’re just embarrassing yourself and taking the...

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Starbucks Video

She's cute, she's angry, she's funny. She makes my angry heart go pitter patter.Check out her video before lawyers take it down.

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Who would bother to steal my stuff?

I'm very interested to see how Myspace responds to the letter below sent to their copyright agent. Will they enforce their terms and conditions? Will this Chad Ronning fellow stop stealing my material?...

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Myspace: Wow!

It took Myspace all of 19 minutes to delete from Chad Ronning's blog all the content that he had stolen from me. Big congratulations to everyone at the Myspace Copyright Department for a fast and fair...

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Been Abused by Collection Agencies?

A TV producer has contacted me looking for people who have been threatened, harassed, berated or otherwise abused by a collection agency. Have you been mistreated in such a way? Does the prospect of...

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Another Day in Arkansas

Yahoo News is reporting that “a Little Rock man whose SUV was cut off in traffic was arrested after he allegedly shot at a motorist with a crossbow following a brief chase.” It’s an interesting way to...

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NBC’s Friday Night Lights

I’m not incapable of suspension of disbelief. A two hour movie that spans several years doesn’t bother me. I even kinda liked the flying luck-dragon in The Neverending Story, but that’s not the point....

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F'ing retarded commercials

I haven't blogged in about a million years. But something finally happened to make me come back. And it was those F'ing retarded new Viagra commercials. In this series of ads, idiots speak gibberish...

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